A Yawner of an Opening Round

 A Yawner of an Opening Round

    Well, it wasn't that exciting of an opening round, but hey, even a boring opening round is better than no opening round. Some quick hits before we get to our opening round champ:

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• I like imagining that people Googling Robert Morris and Liberty came  away some interesting news about some weird sex stuff. Tough day to be a creepy televangelist. Also tough day for the 4 people that selected Liberty player as Kaden Metheny and Taelon Peter scored less than Jerry Falwell Jr. on a vacation to Miami. 
  
  
• I know we all enjoy "future accountant goes ham" jokes, but it looks like our best shot this year is Bennett Stirtz of Drake. He's just not doing it for me. At least he dropped 21 points for the 15 people that selected him. 
  
  
• Every year we lose a 5-seed or two early. It hurts, but you can recover from this. However, two of you trusted Clemson's Ian Schieffelin, who scored exactly one more point than I did in this year's tournament. Ouch. 

    This week's opening round champ is a familiar name: poop dreams. My man mocks the integrity of this illustrious pool with a sophomoric name choice. The derisive mockery is so lazy that they didn't even bother capitalizing the name. It's more of a thought cast away like a fart into the wind. I thought about petitioning the government to make mocking NCAA pools a hate crime, but I just can't quit you, poop dreams. 

    Right behind poop dreams (290 points) is Patrick Jones 1 with 289 points. And the most handsome entrant in the land We're Just Normal Men, is in third with 272 points.